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Tuesday, 5 January 2010

Fondue Takedown

So Happy New Year.

All I wish to report is I have been unable to blog due to an unforseen accident invovling my Hogmany Dinner.

The Fondue Fork.  It took me down.  There was bread, there was a fondue fork and there was a lackadaisical left hand.  Let's just say the dormant hand got well and truly pronged.  I have been out of action until today.  So I have learnt that fondue and Champagne do mix.  Fondue and french bread do mix. Lethargic left appendages are subejct to spearing by the Goddess of Fondue Forks.  Not a good mix.



2 comments:

  1. Yikes!

    If it helps, I sliced through the palm of my right hand while cutting a bagel in half TWICE IN ONE WEEK. The second time I thought "Oh! Be careful this time that you don't...OH FREAKING HELL!"

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  2. I love your ramblings. So I have awarded you! Awesome blog, stop by to pick it up.
    And I suggest you and the fondue have a rematch.
    xx

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